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《律师、宝马和胳膊》
 更新时间:2024-04-20 11:58:15

  A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. 一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。 “警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。 "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" “你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”

《律师、宝马和胳膊》

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