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Mybuttstillhurts
 更新时间:2024-03-29 21:52:48

  A boy comes running home from school and he says to his mom, "Mommy, I just lost my virginity!"

Mybuttstillhurts

  His mom sent him to his room and said, "Wait until your father deals with you."

  His father comes home and his mom tells him every thing. He goes to his son’s room and congratulates him and, for a present, he said: "Why don’t we get you that new bike. You can ride it right away! "

  The boy said, "Can we wait ’til tomorrow. My butt still hurts!"

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