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Great first parent
 更新时间:2024-04-26 04:19:13

  TheFirstparent

Great first parent

  byBillCosby

  Wheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevenGod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.

  AftercreatingHeavenandEarth,GodcreatedAdamandEve.AndthefirstthingHesaidtothemwas:"Don‘t."

  "Don‘twhat?",Adamreplied.

  "Don‘teattheforbiddenfruit."

  "Forbiddenfruit?Really?Whereisit?"

  "It‘soverthere,"saidGod,wonderingwhyHehadn‘tstoppedaftermakingtheelephants.

  AfewminuteslaterGodsawthekidshavinganapplebreakandHewasangry.

  "Didn‘tItellyounottoeatthatfruit?"theFirstparentasked.

  "Uhhuh,"Adamreplied.

  "Thenwhydidyou?"

  "Idunno,"Adamanswered.

  God‘spunishmentwasthatAdamandEveshouldhavechildrenoftheirown.

  Thusthepatternwassetandithasneverchanged.Butthereisreassuranceinthisstory.

  Ifyouhavepersistentlyandlovinglytriedtogivethemwisdomandtheyhaven‘ttakenit,don‘tbehardonyourself.

  IfGodhadtroublehandlingchildren,whatmakesyouthinkitwouldbeapieceofcakeforyou?

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