1.The cat shuts its eyes when stealing cream.
2.I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
3.If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
4.Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
5.In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.
6.A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
7.Is man one of Gods blunders? Or is God one of mans blunders?
8.Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
9.I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
10.The man who doesnt read good books has no advantage over the man who cant read them.
11.Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
12.Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.