Awomangotonabus,holdingababy.
Thebusdriversaid,"That'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."
Inahuff,thewomanslammedherfareintothefareboxandtookanaisle
seatneartherearofthebus.
Themanseatednexttohersensedthatshewasagitatedandaskedherwhat
waswrong.
"Thebusdriverinsultedme,"shefumed.
Themansympathizedandsaid,"Why,he'sapublicservantandshouldn't
say
thingstoinsultpassengers."
"You'reright,"shesaid."IthinkI'llgobackupthereandgivehima
pieceofmymind."
"That'sagoodidea,"themansaid."Here,letmeholdyourmonkey."